humor | Dmytro Shteflyuk's Home https://kpumuk.info In my blog I'll try to describe about interesting technologies, my discovery in IT and some useful things about programming. Tue, 08 Sep 2015 00:38:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.1 Do I need to buy additional memory? https://kpumuk.info/javascript/do-i-need-to-buy-additional-memory/ https://kpumuk.info/javascript/do-i-need-to-buy-additional-memory/#comments Tue, 29 May 2007 14:07:41 +0000 http://kpumuk.info/life/do-i-need-to-buy-additional-memory/ Today I spent almost full day for reflection on to buy or not additional memory for my computer. As a result new script was born, and he saved my brain: If you have questions like this — ask the script, maybe it would help you too :-)

The post Do I need to buy additional memory? first appeared on Dmytro Shteflyuk's Home.]]> Today I spent almost full day for reflection on to buy or not additional memory for my computer. As a result new script was born, and he saved my brain:

Do I need to buy additional memory?

If you have questions like this — ask the script, maybe it would help you too :-)

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The post Hi, I’m Ruby on Rails first appeared on Dmytro Shteflyuk's Home.]]> You definitely should watch it. Gregg Pollack and Jason Seifer from RailsEnvy present:

Part 1. Ruby on Rails vs Java

Part 2. Ruby on Rails vs PHP

Part 3. Ruby on Rails vs PHP — Organization

Part 4. Ruby on Rails vs PHP — Changing Database

From Rails Envy.

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The post Interactive developer first appeared on Dmytro Shteflyuk's Home.]]> Today I found wonderful page where you can dispatch commands to programmer. You can enter command, for example dance, sleep, and he will execute them. Page was developed using ASP.NET technology and Visual Studio Express.

Our Subservient Programmer was created using Visual Studio Express — C#, Visual Basic and Visual Web Developer flavors. When the application is idling, you can see the programmer working at his computer. After entering a command phrase, such as “test”, the programmer will be shown doing your bidding. Once the programmer has completed the task, he will resume working at the computer as he was before and allow you to enter another command.

I like following commands:

  • recurse
  • instance
  • employee
  • dance
  • fight
  • run
  • sleep
  • die
  • walk
  • kiss
  • angry
  • pray
  • fly
  • program
  • scream
  • channel 9
  • microsoft
  • linux
  • porno
  • scream
  • phone
  • fall
  • smoke
  • drink
  • eat
  • joke
  • work
  • drunk
  • read
  • cry
  • music
  • jump
  • test
  • cold
  • break
  • visual studio
  • exit
  • build
  • clown
  • spy
  • ball
  • wave
  • climb
  • chicken

Hint: you can install ClickOnce Application to get command suggestions.

And now several screenshots will be shown.

Subservient Programmer - idling Subservient Programmer - dizzy Subservient Programmer - fight Subservient Programmer - die Subservient Programmer - music Subservient Programmer - draw
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